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Your guide to thriving in fabulous Cleveland.

Drop the Guns, Take the Cannoli
: Cops confirm no flash mobs marred last weekend’s Feast of the Assumption, add that if any groups of young black people descended on Little Italy, they’re pretty sure they would have noticed.

A Matter of Priorities
: Study: Clevelanders among best in America at paying bills on time. Region also ranks highly in securing bank loans to subsidize liquor bills.

Get Off Your Butts
: Smoker’s shack at Cuyahoga County Administration building torn down to encourage healthier living. Already, increased activity noted in walks to next-closest smoker’s shack.

This Week's Index
: You’re that guy in the back of the crowd ogling Scarlett Johansson on the Avengers set. And you’re 37 percent sure she just smiled at you.

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