Good afternoon, Cleveland. Here's some stuff to read while you taunt all those Red Sox fans. Especially those Boston die-hards born in Medina, Strongsville, Westlake, Willoughby, Avon...
— The guy who invented those synthetic weed products is actually a chemist and he says you shouldn't smoke any of them. Just smoke real pot instead, please. (Gawker)
— Some middle school kids in Ohio made a Facebook event for groping female students at school. Yes, it actually involved real "poking." (10TV)
— Nothing about this story of a Cleveland police woman losing her ID sounds fishy at all. (WOIO)
— If you read one thing about last night's historic baseball action, read SI's Joe Posnanski's reflections. (SI)