Good afternoon, Cleveland. Here's some stuff to read while you try really hard to hide the fact you're using your cell phone to record the cops.
— Here's the folks arrested for cutting off Amish people's beards and hair as a form of religious punishment. (AP)
— And here's a fella arrested for a DUI. Oh, and he was driving 100 mph at the time. All in pursuit of $20 he says was stolen from him. (Morning Journal)
— Want to videotape cops on Kelley's Island for some reason. Think again. (Sandusky Register)
— Dennis! Kucinich held a townhall meeting for concerned citizens to vent about the Metro job cuts. Olives were not on the appetizer menu. (Cleveland.com)