Today is Channel 5 traffic reporter Patty Harken's birthday. As the morning crew kicked it to her during this morning's broadcast of "Good Morning Cleveland," she thanked them for all the gifts they left on her desk. Which is when we got a typical local TV news morning show gem.
“Thanks to all my great coworkers here. My desk was just littered with gifts, adult gifts. I love the — you guys really do know me."
We're pretty sure that's not for public consumption, Patty. Unless you're into that too, of course.