Afternoon Brew: Couple Gives Away Kid, Turtle Thieves, Rich Lowrie Talks, and Browns Mustaches




Good afternoon, Cleveland. Here's some stuff to read while you pretend mustaches are really magic enough to help the Browns beat the Niners on Sunday.

— If you're a cracked-out couple and you give away a toddler to a stranger, you have to expect some trouble. (NewsNet5)

— A couple stole a $300 turtle from a pet store and got caught. Suburban poverty is really worse than we thought it was. (NewsNet5)

— Rich Lowrie, the "economist" who helped come up with Herman Cain's ever-deteriorating 9-9-9 tax plan, talked to the public. 9-9-9 plan still no clearer than it was before. (

— Some of the Browns are heading to San Fran with mustaches. Unless there is a real wide receiver hidden in those mustaches, the Browns will still lose. (WFNY Tumblr)

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