The Quality of Cleveland Life Report

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Your guide to living in fabulous Cleveland.

A Friend to Flash Mobsters: Mayor Jackson ignores city council’s bid to criminalize smartphones and other electronic devices, in a rare display of solidarity with every other human being on earth. Given that he is the mayor, his silence led to the measure’s passage anyway.

Modesty, the Best Policy
" New survey by LivingSocial reveals that Clevelanders consider themselves the least attractive people in the U.S.; results also show that smokin’ -hot cities are way more likely to hook up with modest cities at parties.

Check Your Head: NFL cracks down on Browns’ handling of Colt McCoy’s head injury. Follow-up inquiry to focus on Browns’ handling of season ticket holders’ chronic nausea.

This Week's Index
: Rejoice — you’ve got three more weeks before this weather makes you miserable!

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