Drinking & Driving Up Overtime Pay: State Highway Patrol to step up police presence on New Year’s Eve. The move contradicts evidence that extra patrols are necessary around the holidays, but confirms reports that Ohio excels at buying shit nobody needs.
Holster the Colt?: Browns won’t rule out QB Colt McCoy playing Sunday against the Steelers. Also not ruled out: Ridiculous play calling, peewee-league clock management, and the possibility that all of Cleveland will be watching iCarly reruns by the fourth quarter.
The Race to No. 1 ... Draft Pick: New-look Cavaliers struggle out of the gate, with No. 1 pick Kyrie Irving getting rude introduction to the pro game. On the plus side: Still no Kardashians anywhere in sight.
This Week's Index: Spike the egg nog and settle in for four months of the Cleveland you’d rather do without.