Here's Hot in Cleveland star and resurgent nonagenarian funnywoman Betty White congratulating the Giants on their Super Bowl win and picking the Browns to be in the same position next year.
It's a joke of course, unless the Browns sign White to play corner instead of Sheldon Brown. Then we might have a chance.
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