Today's top prize in the always competitive Violent Misogynist Douchebags category goes to this fella from Sandusky who police say punched his lady friend after she made a run to Burger King for breakfast sandwiches but got the order wrong.
Sandusky resident Risha Mason, 32, told officers that Kyle C. Porter, 39, had just punched her twice in the face. She said he was upset because she had forgotten to order his breakfast croissant without the egg. He left her home in the 1000 block of A St. after the assault, she said, and police were unable to find him.
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