Man Punches Woman Because She Forgot to Order His Croissan'Wich Without Egg



Hell have it his way, and no other way.
  • He'll have it his way, and no other way.

Today's top prize in the always competitive Violent Misogynist Douchebags category goes to this fella from Sandusky who police say punched his lady friend after she made a run to Burger King for breakfast sandwiches but got the order wrong.

Via the Sandusky Register:

Sandusky resident Risha Mason, 32, told officers that Kyle C. Porter, 39, had just punched her twice in the face. She said he was upset because she had forgotten to order his breakfast croissant without the egg. He left her home in the 1000 block of A St. after the assault, she said, and police were unable to find him.

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