If you spend enough time glued to sports and/or being a degenerate gambler (the two aren't mutually exclusive), you learn one thing about life: Vegas always wins, baby.
That's not supposed to be some lame, creaking toupee-topped cliché were trying to stuff down your gob, we mean that literally — that the world is essentially a bunch of intersecting probabilities and variables, just a lot of hot math, and you or I or those MIT-bred brain-monsters casino bosses have locked away in a bunker under the Nevada sand cranking out the odds can suss this stuff out with a T-83.
So, tomorrow being a pretty big day in the political world here in Ohio, you're probably wondering: Who's Vegas got?
According to Paddypower.com, the odds favor Mitt Romney to win the Ohio GOP primary.
Now, if your love for Rick Santorum is pure, you'll put $20 bucks down and see how it works out.
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