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Grandpa’s New Hobby: One man dies in meth-lab fire at Ashtabula nursing home, prompting administrators to consider weekly rummy parties in place of popular amphetamine socials.
The Guy Can Do It All: Lawsuit breaks out over bidding on construction contracts at Browns Stadium; NFL draft guru Mel Kiper predicts Browns will trade up to draft QB Robert Griffin III, then have him pour the concrete.
Learn to Love Fracking: Governor Kasich introduces plan to turn fracking profits into tax cuts for Ohioans. No word yet on turning fracking profits into funeral payments for Ohioans killed by poisoned groundwater.
This Week's Index: Super Tuesday is our reminder that no matter who wins, it's our fault.