Terry Thompson was the Zanesville man who unleashed his private collection of exotic animals on the city before taking his own life, causing a living nightmare for residents and authorities that played out over the airwaves all across the nation.
That's not how Joe Schreibvogel, president of the United States Zoological Association, sees it. He thinks Thompson was murdered to further the state's efforts to ban exotic animal ownership.
Video below, via Ohio Capital Blog. The fun starts at the 3 minute mark. We take it as seriously as this guy takes his hair. What would Tuesday morning be without a whackadoodle conspiracy theory, after all?