Cleveland Loves Porn

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Chances are you're only reading this because you're waiting for that lesbian clip over on your favorite porn site to finish buffering. No worries, we know our place in the world. Come back when you're done and we'll have something else for you to read.

We know this because Men's Health did some did some specious internet ranking sleuthage to peg the cities that love porn the most and least.
Cleveland came in at No. 18 on the list of 100, meaning we don't love porn as much as places like Orlando, which is alright because everyone needs a break every once in awhile to avoid chafing.

Men's Health's methodology:

We peered through a statistical peephole to tabulate the following criteria: the number of DVDs purchased, rented, or streamed (AdultDVDEmpire.com); adult entertainment stores per city (StorErotica.net); rate of porn searches (Google Insights); and, for fans of soft-core, percentage of Cinemax-subscribing households (SimplyMap).

Alright, that lesbian flick should be all buffered now. See you in 3-5 minutes.

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