Apparently being one of the most feared guys in the galaxy doesn't pay as well you'd think.
Darth Vader robbed a bank in Toledo on Wednesday, walking away with an undisclosed amount of cash.
And times have gotten so tough for the Empire these days that Vader's Sith bosses took away both his lightsaber and TIE fighter.
Witnesses say that Luke and Leia's dad was carrying a semi-automatic pistol and escaped the robbery on a BMX bike.
That cushy job the former Anakin Skywalker had with the Jedi doesn't look so bad now, does it? —Michael Gallucci
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