The Quality of Cleveland Life Report

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Your guide to living in fabulous Cleveland.

Common Courtesy: ODOT installs signs around town reminding drivers that littered cigarettes can start fires in dry weather. Also asks that if you snort bath salts and get naked on the road, kindly stay on the berm so as to not hinder traffic.

What a Difference?: Baldwin Wallace College officially changes name to Baldwin Wallace University. Cleveland State opts against changing name to unofficial moniker of “Backup School.”

Grand Theft Clevo: Auto theft numbers from 2011 show a noticeable spike in stolen cars in the 216. Except, of course, your piece of shit, with the keys in it, sitting there unlocked, waiting for someone to please just take it already.

This Week's Index: You're thinking America should have been smarter than to schedule July 4 on a Wednesday.

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