Help This Man Who Fell Asleep on the Sidewalk Find His Phone



By rule, this picture must accompany every story about someone falling asleep drunk.
  • By rule, this picture must accompany every story about someone falling asleep drunk.

This little nugget from the Craigslist lost+found section came to our attention yesterday.

Honestly, who hasn't fallen asleep on a sidewalk downtown and lost their phone? Be a pal and help this guy out if you can.

Fell asleep on west 6th, lost keys and phone (West 6th street)

Basically I'm and idiot and fell asleep on the sidewalk. While my wallet is miraculously still with me, I have no idea where my phone and keys went. They could have possibly been lost at Barley House or Dive Bar... but just as easily could have been lost anywhere else in Cleveland, I wouldn't know...

The phone is an HTC Inspire with a slightly cracked screen at the bottom, and the keyring has two keys, a key fob, and a flimsy circle of metal (I don't know why).

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