Your guide to living in fabulous Cleveland.
Size XX!: Joe the Plumber violates campaign finance law by spending $634.66 of campaign cash on suits from Jos. A. Banks. Dennis! Kucinich never had that problem since he’s worn the same suit since age 12. He’s small. Get it?
I’ll Give You My...: Free-lunch students will get fruit and veggie smoothies at local rec centers thanks to a pilot program from the Healthy Cleveland initiative and Vitamix. Will promptly engage in age-old lunchroom tradition of trying to trade for that Coke and Lunchables over there.
Stimulus Country: A Columbus-based micro loan group will expand into Cleveland to give small funds to those who normally wouldn’t qualify for credit. Applications for Natty and packs of Winstons expected to skyrocket.
This Week's Index: Ron Swanson is in Northeast Ohio filming a movie, and you're going to find him and drink scotch with him and build a boat. Yes you are.