Update: Fred Willard handles this as only Fred Willard can. On the Fallon show:
Fred Willard might just be one of our favorite actors, and not just because he's a Shaker Heights native. The Guest-movie mainstay, however, does not get a pass on this one.
Police arrested him at a Hollywood-area adult theater for "lewd" activities, which means he had taken little Willard out for a playdate in public, which is not OK.
The 72-year-old was released shortly after without posting bail, according to the AP.
The manager of the porn hall came out today and proclaimed that Willard did nothing wrong, wasn't jackin' it, and that cops were just being over-antsy puritanical worrywarts, according to the NYDN. Our completely made-up sources say one of the officers vaguely resembled Carl Monday.
Let me ask you something. How many times do you think I can stroke it? Take a guess.