Good afternoon, Cleveland. Here's some stuff to read while you make sure all your pot plants are present and accounted for.
— Today in rare but awful achievements: man gets two DUIs in three hours. (Fox 8)
— If you're pot plants are stolen, you don't make a police report. Unless the thieves come back to rat you out. At that point you might as well tell cops everything else they stole. (Morning Journal)
— Sushi Rock shut its doors and will reopen in the fall. (Cleveland.com)
— Brandon Weeden and the Browns finally agreed to a contract. It calls for millions of dollars, interceptions, and a crying incident at his locker. Good times. (Chronicle-Telegram)