However your nights end up, you've probably got at least a handful of wild stories from your filth-ridden past. Tall tales and bourbon-drenched myths of magnificent proportions. Inklings of a novella illuminating your boozy history.
We want 'em.
Scene is publishing its annual Bar Guide later this month. We'll run the best - craziest, nuttiest, booziest - stories that week in print and online.
Roll out your inner Bukowski and email your balls-to-the-wall stories to firstname.lastname@example.org by July 10. Try to keep 'em under, say, 500 words.