This choice cut from the Sandusky police department's blotter proves that someone has been watching too much CSI.
June 21, 2013
6:32 a.m. — 400 block Perry St., woman found slices of bologna all over her car’s hood and eggs thrown at her house and sidewalk. She wanted police to do DNA tests on the bologna because there were bites taken out of them. Officer said he couldn’t do that.