Joe Haden Has the Sickest Gift Registry at Crate & Barrel




Joe Haden got married on June 29 to longtime girlfriend Sarah Mahmoodshahi and — relax, Browns fans — their gift registries are still open.

Haden and Mahmoodshahi celebrated their nuptials at the Fontainbleau Miami Beach resort and honeymooned on the Caribbean Island of Anguilla, via the PD's Emily Hamlin Smith. Haden is pictured right in the three-piece Tom Ford suit and studded gold loafers he wore for the ceremony.

And though the wedding was a few weeks' back, Crate & Barrel is open all year round. Looks like Haden & Mahmoodshahi had an extensive gift registry and get this: they didn't get a single item from their "Baking/Ovenware" selections.

Most of the big-ticket items have already been "fulfilled," including the All-Clad 14-Piece Stainless Steel Cookware Set with Bonus ($1,149.95), but there are still plenty of kitchen trinkets (spoonulas, strawberry hullers) if you wish to truly demonstrate your Browns' fanhood.

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