Rather than acting composed or trying to hide his inebriation after being pulled over by cops in Gahanna, OH, in a DUI stop, this cheery gentleman named Dale chose to dance. Yes, dance.
After the first roadside test, Dale knew he was going to fail anyway, she he started making jokes with the officer, dancing, kicking up his feet, and explaining his fondness for a certain part of the anatomy of a certain girl he was with at a bar earlier in the night.
"Goddamn, man, you're just going to arrest me."
And they did — Dale eventually blew a .24 — but not before he talked about titties and motorboating — "You know what I'm talking about!" he said at one point, mimicking said motorboating action.