Bill Clinton is in Cleveland today.
The former president is serving as keynote speaker for the 21st annual Presidential Scholarship Luncheon for the Cuyahoga Community College Foundation, hosted at the Renaissance Cleveland Hotel.
Tickets to the event start at a whopping $1,000 per seat and go up to $25,000 for a table of 10.
If you're lacking a ticket, however, you're pretty much S.O.L.- the event has long been sold out and there's even a waiting list.
Folks hoping to get a glimpse of the former prez may have to resort to a good ol' fashioned stakeout.