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by Vince Grzegorek
Q: What do you think the chances are of the Indians getting Derek Jeter?A: Meltdown, followed by a breaststroke, for some reason.
Whether it was an April Fool's Day prank or the genuine question of a lobotomized fan, we love you Bruce.
(H/T to SI)
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