Here's a Hilarious and Completely Vulgar Juvenile Defendant Explaining Why He Doesn't Want to Be In Court

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This back and forth between a juvenile defendant and the sixth district court of appeals in Lucas County went down back on May 16. There aren't any names in the transcript, this involving a juvenile and all, and the background of the case really doesn't matter: Just enjoy one defendant who very clearly has no interest in being in court and wants everyone to understand that very simple fact. (Full court document is here, if you want the nitty gritty.)

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