If You Were Leaving Cleveland Forever, What Would You Get For Your Last Meal?



Redditer TPH2 posted a query on the social sharing site last night asking, simply, If you were leaving Cleveland forever, what would you get for your last meal?

Oh, how the impassioned responses have flooded in (each more "Clevelandy" than the next).

Here are some our favorites:

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funkmunk3y: Geraci's large pepperoni

rcc13:[Mitchell's] Caramel fudge brownie and caramelized chocolate.

xkisses: Cassoulet from l'albatros gets my vote, every time.

TimHagansStent: bacon avocado eggs benedict from borderline cafe

scoobydrew0: One fresh apple fritter from the west side market. Eaither bakery dont care.

AlpacaFight: The gnocchi from trattoria. Or the chicken and waffles sandwich at Melt.

sticker14: Two words: Stadium. Mustard.

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JamesRenner: Sokolowskis. Everything.

mynamemightbejack: Happy dog with everything on it. Edit: even froot loops

tj111: Fat Heads - I'd get the Killer smokehouse wings and a shit ton of beer.

TPH2[S]: I think I'd pick the fried chicken meal from Hot Sauce Williams

Garth_McKillian: Atomic Dog with fries from ABC.

ThurBurtman: A meatball sub from Dagwoods in Parma, or a Deep Dish with extra sweet sauce from Napoleons.

scottheisel: Currently, I would say the Double Sasquatch at Beer Engine. But tomorrow, it would probably be a large pan crust double pepperoni pizza from Angelo's. But in all reality, if I were really moving away, the very last thing I would eat here would be the Melt Challenge.

darthdeighan: Sunnyside pizza from Bar Cento.

ironicirenic: The machaca taquitos from Momocho. Or Bucci's fettuccine alfredo.

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atipofthescale: A CeeBee with fries and a chocolate banana milkshake from Tommy's. I'd probably make room for a slice of veggie pizza too!

]pyster: #10 meal with a #3 at Superior Pho or Pig Face at the Green House.

engraced: Steve's Gyros in WSM.

cowman435: Eggs Benny from Big Al's Diner

MaxThroughput: Meat Lovers Pizza w/Jalapenos from MapRoom

miannucciCleveland: Cleveland whiskey or earl grey ice cream from Mason's Creamery

flipn0tic: The Elvis donut from Jack Frost.

Naturally, we must ask, what would your final Cleveland meal entail?

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