Cedar Point Will Rename Coaster "King James" if/when LeBron Comes Home



Game, set, match, folks. It's not like LeBron James needs any extra coaxing, but leave it to Cedar Point to lather unnecessary icing on a cake before it's baked.

The Sandusky amusement park just tweeted this out (and promptly disseminated press releases to the four corners of the globe). 

This is a bizarre gesture, but largely in keeping with the preemptive hero worship round these parts.  

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