23. OhioOf course, the OSU mantra is often hollered out when we're completely sober, too, but that's besides the point, which is we drink. Quite a bit.
Standout stat: .9 craft breweries per 100,000 residents
"OH!? IO!" is something screamed incessantly by Buckeye Staters who've been drinking heavily. There was no way to work this into our statistical analysis, so we're just telling you now.