President Obama will be speaking this afternoon
at the Global Center for Health Innovation, and the Cavs will host the Nets of Brooklyn at the Q tonight.
In short, traffic gonna be cray as your workday comes to a close. The police department has already served a warning
to evening travelers.
No doubt that the congestion will come with all sorts of online discourse about the meaning of high-volume traffic, i.e. that Cleveland doesn't know shit about gridlock or that this is the price we all have to pay to live in a city on the rise
or that an inclination toward cycling to and from work will advance our city's progressive brand just that much more
. Ready your hot takes, everybody.