The police report
says it all. Just before midnight Wednesday, longtime Akron Mayor Don Plusquellic was caught with his dingaling in his hands, standing on some mulch and peeing into a tree on or near a University of Akron parking lot.
Via the report:
Plusquellic "turned around, zipping up his pants when confronted. Subject was rude to officers and was issued a warning. Subject told police he knew we don't do anything and figured he would give us something to do on a slow night."
WKYC's Phil Trexler Tweeted the report out.
In addition to representing another strange episode in Akron's tumultuous mayoral year, the incident is a striking example of how people in power do precisely what they please without punishment.
No charges are forthcoming.