The woman above, as well as the two women below, were arrested after allegedly assaulting a McDonald's worker in Bellevue, Ohio, for slow service. Their headshot-worthy mugshots are worth the look, but onto the (scant) details you might have missed over the weekend:
The assault went down in the parking lot, according to the Bellevue police department's Facebook post, and Ashley England, Mary Jordan and Sammie Whaley whaled on an employee, allegedly with two of their children joining in the fray. There were child endangerment charges and assault charges levied, partly based on video evidence. The Sandusky Register has made a FOIA request for the video
, which should be good fun for all when it's out.