Khloe and Tristan in happier times, IG
Two huge breaking news stories to be aware of on this lovely April afternoon.
First: A Kardashian child was born in Cleveland around 4 a.m. this morning. Well, a hospital outside of Cleveland, according to TMZ
. Either way, you'll remember this day and where you were forever, Cleveland. Expect Frank Jackson and Armond Budish to issue a joint proclamation declaring April 12th Unnamed Kardashian Baby Girl Day in Cleveland shortly. Commemorative locally made t-shirts are probably rolling hot off the presses as we speak.
Second: Tristan Thompson, the totally upstanding gentleman who has apparently been cheating on his pregnant baby mother the whole time she was carrying their daughter
, was present for the delivery.
Congrats to the couple. The arrival of a child, widely disseminated videos of the father motorboating women and having his junk grabbed, infidelity headlines spanning the globe — what a big week.