Vintage Taco Bell Booth in Lakewood, Available Now on Craigslist for the Bargain Price of $250


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A wise man once said, "You're not a taco, you can't make everyone happy."

A lone hero advertising the sale of a lifetime on Craigslist has put that expression to the test, by selling a vintage Taco Bell booth that will soon furnish the home of the luckiest person in Cleveland. (That person's name may or may not be Aaron. We'll see.)

The seller's description is simple, and reads better than any Tinder bio:

"Vintage Taco Bell Bench and Table. Measures approximately 37 inches tall by 58 inches wide by 42 inches wide."

Consider us seduced.

For only $250 and a trip to Lakewood to pick up the greatest fake-Mexican gift to the universe, you too can relive the glory days of when the low-key racist chihuahua mascot cost Taco Bell $42 million in a settlement for copyright infringement.

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