Video: Browns Offensive Linemen Star in New, Bad Local Commercial


  • The Spitzer Group
  • Jack and Joel

Joel Bitonio and Jack Conklin are your new stars in a local Spitzer commercial that has them trading blocking schemes for rhyming schemes — it's an ABCA, for those of you scoring at home — and the results are predictably bad/awesome.

As ESPN's Mina Kimes asked, why not go with a more conventional rhyme scheme and rhyme Jack with quarterback and Joel with rock and roll?

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